Welcome to the Gilded Cage – New Release by Alisa Anderson @bitchesbewritin

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Welcome…

Obsessive Cravings…Uncontrollable Lust
Journey to a Place of Madness and Trust
Deliciously Dark…Destructively Tragic
Sprinkle Some Pain…A Dash of Magic

It’s the Darkness of Emotion that Sheds Light
Sets Your Mind Free, and Your Soul Takes Flight
Come to the World of the Gilded Cage
Release Your Fury…Let Loose Your Rage.

Buy Link: Amazon

Author Bio:

Alisa Anderson

well…alisa did stuff and is still doing stuff. only now she has two boys crazy enuff to want her as their mommy. hey, at least she tried to warn them, so her job is done. she doesn’t like to capitalize, partially because she likes how lower case letters look visually, but mostly out of laziness. please don’t judge. it could be you. and she would say, hey. you’re alright, buddy. you’re ok in my book. now c’mere for a hug. the hug might be pushing it. air kiss? you are strangers, after all, with only a mutual love of poor grammar.

​she lives for a world full of controllable anatomically correct, android men programmed to meet her specific feminine needs (wink, wink, nudge, nudge with a big waggle of the eyebrows). who look like the rock. and ian somerhalder. and idris elba. and that’s it she promises. variety. gotta have variety, right?

​but alas…apparently that exists only in johanna lindsey’s genius mind. so until then, she enjoys her incredibly warped sense of humor. she reads tons of erotica and romantic, drippy goo that makes her heart go pitter patter. then she thought, hey. what, she said to herself. (softly, of course, so no one finds out she is indeed, 2 nuts short of a fruitcake) maybe you should write this stuff too. maybe someone will like it and maybe buy it. so she said, huh, you think? then she said, well…yeah, i wouldn’t have suggested it…(inserts sarcastic tone) and then she was like lose the attitude, ok? then she was all, would you just shut up and write, already? sheesh! and she did. 🙂

Does your mother know what you’re reading?

Alisa’s Website: http://alisaandersonbooks.wix.com/alisaandersonbooks

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AlisaAndersonBooks

Twitter: https://twitter.com/bitchesbewritin

Blog: http://bitchesbewritin.com

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